Well, my mother says that lovers are like buses. You have to wait a little while and another one comes along.

Well, my mother says that lovers are like buses. You have to wait a little while and another one comes along.

(Source: bblomkvist, via freecocaine)

attractive boy: hi i'm famous

attractive boy: hi i'm gay

attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag

attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age

attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend

attractive boy: hi i don't like you back

attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet

attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist

attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

This moment here is probably my favorite moment out of the entire trilogy, I would say.  This is a moment when there’s always a huge sniffle when the film’s going, and it’s usually me.”

- Peter Jackson

(via freecocaine)

editorial:

meetups:

Curitiba you were amazing. Thank you for making the tumblr meetup yesterday the biggest in tumblr history with 1,500 users coming out to meet. A very special thanks to Lauro and Phelipe for helping get the word out. You were amazing!

TUMBLR ADORO CURITIBA. Highlights from Sunday’s meetup in Brasil:

* A One Direction flash mob performance. Really.

* This quote, from a 13-year-old girl: “I’m so excited I’m shaking!”

* A wall-sized mural of the dashboard IRL.

* Brazilian Tumblr trivia: tumblrers = tumbleros; dashboard = dashboard; LOL = euri.

See more at our Brasil staff blog, our Tumblr hearts Brasil blog and at #tumblrcuritiba.

(via staff)

civettare:

this is stupid but i don’t care about relationships until i watch a movie/tv programme where people are in love and i just want that, it’s fucking gay that i don’t have that.

(via incenses)

I am not in love

sierrapacifica:

I wasn’t 

waiting for you

I did not

expect you to show up

I never 

tried to get your attention

It’s not me

who follows you everywhere

I was here First

I was only studying for Exam

I sneezed because I was getting Cold

.I came here first.

.You came here second.

.You. just. keep. appearing. everywhere. I. look.

You are driving me crazy

#When you are loving someone you aren’t supposed to love..

#Hopeless Love

#I am finally growing up..

#…E.

megan: he's (harry) pretty cute

me: i think they're all pretty cute in their own way

megan: yeah...except for zayn

me: why? because he's an arab?

megan: yes

Niall…

mrs-styler-xoxo:

oh my gosh, what are you doing

wanking it orrrrr wut

cause i don’t have words rn.

you are precious, ok. bye.

A conversation with God:

Me: God can I ask u a question?

God: Sure

Me: Promise You won't get mad

God: I promise

Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do u mean?

Me: Well, I woke up late,

God: Yes

Me: My car took forever to start,

God: Okay

Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait,

God: Huummmm...

Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call.....

God: All right

Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home, I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?

God: Let me see, the Death Angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that

Me (humbled): OH

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Me (ashamed).........

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss work.

Me (embarrasses): Ok

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even let you talk to them so you would be covered.

Me (softly): I see God

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to be in the dark.

Me: I'm sorry God

God: Don't be sorry, just learn to trust Me.....in all things , the good & the bad.

Me: I will trust you

God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan.

Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything today.

God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I love looking after My children!!!!!!!